what does richard dawkins dream about at night?

first things first, fuck richard dawkins.  that 'atheist' prick loves to quote evolutionary biology and look down on religious groups, all the while with a smug, shit-eating grin on his face. he's such an obvious troll and goes nowhere with his arguements.

now i'm not saying he's wrong in any way, praying to a god is just as useful as bowling with no arms, try as hard as you may, the one time you knock down a pin isn't a sign to keep on truckin'.  but the way i see it, he's just trying to checkmate theism's view of evolution so he can sleep better at  night (complete with aforementioned smug, shit-eating grin).

this brings me to someone of credible authority, who we can all (hopefully) agree that has some solid points and is a general all around genius:

Stephen Hawking

the man has contributed so much to his fields of theoretical physics and the entire scientific community, i mean hell, just take a glance at his awards and credentials sections on wikipedia.
here you'll note that not only did he earn his degrees (dawkins receives honorary degrees on the reg.), but he receives awards that actually MEAN something. dohoho richard dawkins atheist of the year, congrats...

so when he goes all out and says
heaven is a fairy tale, for the weakminded
i feel more inclined to believe him (and so should you) than someone who sits in a chair and says "religion is a farce because derp, evolution is real, checkmate atheists" (keep in mind this chessgame may as well be with toddlers).  hawking has dealt with insurmountable odds his entire life, and look at the shit he's accomplished.  CPH over at 365 reasons to kill yourself might argue that if you can't pull the shit hawkings done, you may as well go ahead and kill yourself right now.

not only is stephen hawking not afraid of death, but he has more intelligence in one of his immobile pinkies than dawkins has in his entire body, nuff said.

just my two cents, but hey, the canadian dollar is worth more than the american, so more like 2.0265 cents,  well, it was..

as a parting gift to say thankyou for reading my ramblings, i thought i'd leave you with a chill track to bring down your rage towards dawkins and non-educated atheists the world over, enjoy!